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[BBS FUNNY: Silly Elon]

I want to stomp him into goo

[ALBUMS]

what will become of the children

EDIT: also aren't older andrew bird albums like really rare on vinyl??? noble beast was really hard to find. also pablo honey sucks, the crunch and beyond is a way better rah band album, and jamiroquai is awesome

WVDB responds:

The children will fall, die, and rise up again.

I'm glad Andrew Bird's rare, it either means he's really underground or he's really oversold and appreciated.

Pablo Honey just wasn't what people wanted, I don't care, I like some of the songs in that album.

["beautiful" woodland dwellers]

where are the great tits

WVDB responds:

y'know there's this iconic scene in the game Undertale by Hideo Kojima where Toriel uses fire magic to give herself a mastectomy and uh

[Guest some Users]

That’s me on top of the shelf. I just love this so much

[Cajun]

Katz > Cajun fox

WVDB responds:

Understandable. I think Cajun and Katz are really well fleshed-out villains, the only difference is that I want to fuck Cajun Fox.

[text me !!]

All these kids out here in the comments discovering who Diddl is. I couldn’t escape all the merch as a kid. Seriously though, you nailed the aesthetic!

[FANART: Cowboy Bebop]

You forgot Ein, the only character that matters

WVDB responds:

I ignored Ein, because he doesn't matter. I have to say I really liked Ein the moment he showed up on screen (and it was a miracle because I fucking hate all dogs)

But as time went by, Ein became absolutely useless to the story. He's simply there as tye most deplorable role in a team, "The Mascot". Yes, he hacked that one security system in that one episode near the end of the show, but that was it. We never figure out what potential he had as a "data-dog". Ironically, he's the most mysterious character in the show because the writers simply forgot about him.

[Garish Japanese Dreamworld]

It’s the Cuppin Cakes world in 20Xtiy6

[The new Crockett Cat Adventures: on the Newgrounds BBS]

Wow that’s actually really good stuff. And you killed Wendoe

CrockettDK responds:

THE FUCKER DESERVED IT

[Bart Simpson dont have a cow man ahahahah funny simpsons]

I simply cannot be in possession of a specimen referred to as 'bos taurus', my fellow male human.