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[INVADER]

but wen, you cannot say bad things about christianity, respect all religions, despite how evil and despicable they might be!!!1

WVDB responds:

I highly respect and advocate (most of) the tenets Christian/Catholic Belief, since part of my family is catholic. What I don't respect is the people behind its curtains, claiming to hold power over faith, as if faith is something which anyone should in any form control- moreso after what they've done to disrespect us, the people that quite literally kneel before them.

Do not take this as me saying "pope bad! jesus bad! religion bad!", this is me and a vast percentage of the portuguese populace shunning the actions of modern-day clergy.

[Mattress Buddies]

but daee fatigue is a gurl???? that would be gay other wise!!

CrockettDK responds:

you didnt read the comic…

[Thick Ran (Urusei Yatsura)]

those are some weird ass proportions
is that a tit or a shoulder

HellBladePhoenix responds:

The more i looked at it the more i notice tons of errors. The perspective suppose to be her looking at a certain angle while her sitting down at a ledge of a pool but i've gotten lazy.

[Evening fog]

That's some nice looking anti aliasing!

aleha84 responds:

Thank you 😊

[ALBUMS]

what will become of the children

EDIT: also aren't older andrew bird albums like really rare on vinyl??? noble beast was really hard to find. also pablo honey sucks, the crunch and beyond is a way better rah band album, and jamiroquai is awesome

WVDB responds:

The children will fall, die, and rise up again.

I'm glad Andrew Bird's rare, it either means he's really underground or he's really oversold and appreciated.

Pablo Honey just wasn't what people wanted, I don't care, I like some of the songs in that album.

["beautiful" woodland dwellers]

where are the great tits

WVDB responds:

y'know there's this iconic scene in the game Undertale by Hideo Kojima where Toriel uses fire magic to give herself a mastectomy and uh

[Cajun]

Katz > Cajun fox

WVDB responds:

Understandable. I think Cajun and Katz are really well fleshed-out villains, the only difference is that I want to fuck Cajun Fox.

[FANART: Cowboy Bebop]

You forgot Ein, the only character that matters

WVDB responds:

I ignored Ein, because he doesn't matter. I have to say I really liked Ein the moment he showed up on screen (and it was a miracle because I fucking hate all dogs)

But as time went by, Ein became absolutely useless to the story. He's simply there as tye most deplorable role in a team, "The Mascot". Yes, he hacked that one security system in that one episode near the end of the show, but that was it. We never figure out what potential he had as a "data-dog". Ironically, he's the most mysterious character in the show because the writers simply forgot about him.

[The new Crockett Cat Adventures: on the Newgrounds BBS]

Wow that’s actually really good stuff. And you killed Wendoe

CrockettDK responds:

THE FUCKER DESERVED IT

[Samson Reborn]

Is this Samson from the hit Belgian children’s television series from the 1990’s, Samson & Gert?

WVDB responds:

Oh, totally.